Hate Hate Hate

Right, this slut is a DJ? Gimme a break, put the headphones down, get under the DJ stand, and suck sum cock tramp. I fuckin hate these fake ass DJ’s. What is Porn coming to?
More pics of Amy “Dj’ing” after the jump

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Crying? There’s No Crying in Politics! Crying because the polls have you in 2nd place? What the Fuck is that? if you can’t handle that, if that makes you so emotional that you can’t keep your composure, how the fuck are you supposed to handle the pressure of actually being President? Woman or not, no fucking crying. If you’re talking about your wife, husband, son, or daughter fighting cancer, or AIDS, or someone close to you just died…..ok, I may let that slide, but otherwise, NO FUCKING CRYING. That shit was a scam anyway to pull on the heart strings of women voters who traditionally don’t like her to begin with. Well it worked, she won New Hampshire largely due to the female vote, and her fucking tears. I wonder if Bill rubbed some Ball Sweat under her eyelids before they came out to help bring on the tears.

This fuck is famous? For what? For setting the civil rights movement back 30 years? For dancing around in P. Shitty’s videos with a pink umbrella and a bowtie? Farnsworth Bentley…..more like Barnshit Pinto. First I hear this fuck has an album coming out! Are you kidding me? A fucking album, produced my Kanye West? P. Shitty, Kanye and Farnsworth makes one hell of a circle snoodle(look it up) . I know the writer’s strike is hitting hard cuzz I seen this talentless waste of atoms on Conan the other night doing what I guess you would call rapping. It was so bad I’d bet on Conan to beat him in a freestyle battle.

Look at this poor excuse for a man. He wears more lipgloss than a Chicago hooker in December. I fucking hate this bastard. Everything about him screams “Slap the shit outta me when you see me.” Plus this son-of-a-bitch called Timberland a N-word! What’s worse, sum wack ass nigga thats signed to his label is rapping with him on the song that he did it on. He need to be slapped too for not checking Scotty for using the N-word. Here’s his video where he starts out claiming to be a Boss…tell me you don’t wanna kick him in his baby nuts!

More pics to show what a clown he is after the jump

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1. I hate him.
2. I hate his hat.
3. I hate those played out fucking glasses.
4. I hate the wack ass dancing, I mean are you serious?
5. I hate those noises he’s making in the beginning of the song.
6. Somebody shoot the “rapper” Ricky Romance already. I mean FUUCCCK.
7. I hate that fucking name…Raz B.
8. I hate that I watched that bullshit.

Wow, a two for one. Two of the fake DJ’s I hate the most together. Celebrities and broads. If I ever find myself at a party/club and these two bitches are “DJ’ing”, I will kill myself.

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn Right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, “did ya see that?” No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”… Didn’t give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here???

I hate these fake ass DJ’s. Especially the broads, and celebrities. Nick Cannon….you are not a DJ, you are a record player. In case you didn’t know, these fake ass DJ’s use a program called Serrato Scratch which allows the computer to match the records/cd’s, mp3’s tempo’s so they can blend two songs together seamlessly. In other words, these posers couldn’t blend a margarita on there own, which is why all of sudden everbody is a DJ. The appropriate term for these fucks is Record Players, cuzz they aren’t DJ’s. I will say that alot of real DJ’s do use Serrato because it’s so fuckin dope. But if push came to shove, and all they had was a crate of records, two turntables, and a 2 channel mixer, they could still rock a party. Shot out to the real DJ’s!

Ok, I like that fat ass. But why is this trick famous? Cuzz she sucked dick and got banged on tape? If that’s the case, I got a dvd collection full of bitches who should have their own reality show from chompin on the meat flute. There’s nothing more annoying than a talentless bitch who’s famous for nothing. They’re usually the most pompous, sense of entitlement having”celebrities” .

1. His music is garbo, his rhymes are simpler than Britney Spears.
2. He’s a grown man who “greases” his chest. (suspect)
3. He’s a hypocrite. He berated Ja Rule for singing his hooks, now 50 Pesos sings on most of his hooks.
4. The nigga wears designer wife beaters. (suspect)
5. Starting beef with real MC’s Nas and Jadakiss . He couldn’t be their jock strap security guard.
6. Showed support for George Bush after Hurricane Katrina, saying if he wasn’t a felon, he would’ve voted for Bush.
7. He’s a snitch.
8. He ruined Mobb Deep.
9. Said he would retire if Kanye outsold him and unfortunately, didn’t follow through.
10. He still hasn’t put out a M.O.P. album.